I Hate Bugs.

[xtremeroswellia]

I mean I hate them with the passion of a thousand fiery suns. So this morning when I got to work and discovered ants all over my office, I was grossed out, disgusted, annoyed and knew this day was just bound to suck all to hell.

So I tell Patty about the ants. "The bug guy came Thursday." I can't help but wonder what he does when he's here. I think he feeds the ants so they'll multiply, spread and we'll keep calling him and forking over more money. So screw that.

I decided to take matters into my own hands. I grabbed my bottle of Ortho Home Defense MAX! 'Kills Bugs Inside! Keeps Bugs Outside All Season!!" So I tried to spray the ants...and the damn bottle wouldn't work. Puzzled, I looked at it to see what was wrong...and got squirted directly in the right eyeball. Lovely. The day just keeps on gettin' better.

So I run to the bathroom and rinse my eye out like it says to on the bottle...luckily my eye doesn't seem to be bothered at all.

But yeah, the moral of the story? Don't spray yourself in the eye with bugspray!!

Comments

[turquoiselady.livejournal.com]

i hate hate hate them as well.
ants are almost ok, depending on the number.
imagine when i came into the bathroom a night, switched on the light ad just saw a huge cockroach in the sink...
ewwwww!!!!

[xtremeroswellia.livejournal.com]

*Shudder* If it weren't for bugs I'd LOVE this time of year cause it's so nice out...but I'm just phobic as hell about 'em.

[turquoiselady.livejournal.com]

that's the problem i have with gardening though i love gardening

[wishonredsox.livejournal.com]

OH NOES!!! My poor twin!!!

*huggles*

Stupid ants! Get an AntEater! He can live in your office and you can name him Terminator. hehehe.

[xtremeroswellia.livejournal.com]

LOL! That sounds good actually...know where I can find one? Man, my co-workers would FREAK out!!

[monicaop.livejournal.com]

I so know how you feel!! I don't totally hate them but I get so freak out by them!!! Specially spiders!!! And well just Raid works for me, and take care of your eyes!!! They are totally important ;).

Oh, and what are Trolls???, Hugs!!! I hope your days are going to improve ;), be well and take care.

[xtremeroswellia.livejournal.com]

Yeah my mom is terrified of spiders too! *shudder* bugs. Ick. Thanks. ;)

Trolls are annoying people who have too much time on their hands and create entire journals of utter made up nonsense and add a gazillion people to their friend's list in order to get attention. Ah, well. Take care too! :)

[super-robyn.livejournal.com]

Bugs! God, I HATE bugs with the same passion as you! Dang sorry ya got squirted in the eye like that. The bugs knew that would happen, they just KNEW it I tell ya! They're evil!

[snowflakespeech.livejournal.com]

*huggles* *hands goggles and bottle of bug killer* There. Now you can't spray it in your eye again...*stomps on ants* HA! Take that! Shall I send the demon children to them? They'd be so scared they'd never come back. Ever. It's my personal guarantee.