I Hate Bugs.
Apr. 25th, 2006 08:25 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xtremeroswelliaI mean I hate them with the passion of a thousand fiery suns. So this morning when I got to work and discovered ants all over my office, I was grossed out, disgusted, annoyed and knew this day was just bound to suck all to hell.
So I tell Patty about the ants. "The bug guy came Thursday." I can't help but wonder what he does when he's here. I think he feeds the ants so they'll multiply, spread and we'll keep calling him and forking over more money. So screw that.
I decided to take matters into my own hands. I grabbed my bottle of Ortho Home Defense MAX! 'Kills Bugs Inside! Keeps Bugs Outside All Season!!" So I tried to spray the ants...and the damn bottle wouldn't work. Puzzled, I looked at it to see what was wrong...and got squirted directly in the right eyeball. Lovely. The day just keeps on gettin' better.
So I run to the bathroom and rinse my eye out like it says to on the bottle...luckily my eye doesn't seem to be bothered at all.
But yeah, the moral of the story? Don't spray yourself in the eye with bugspray!!
So I tell Patty about the ants. "The bug guy came Thursday." I can't help but wonder what he does when he's here. I think he feeds the ants so they'll multiply, spread and we'll keep calling him and forking over more money. So screw that.
I decided to take matters into my own hands. I grabbed my bottle of Ortho Home Defense MAX! 'Kills Bugs Inside! Keeps Bugs Outside All Season!!" So I tried to spray the ants...and the damn bottle wouldn't work. Puzzled, I looked at it to see what was wrong...and got squirted directly in the right eyeball. Lovely. The day just keeps on gettin' better.
So I run to the bathroom and rinse my eye out like it says to on the bottle...luckily my eye doesn't seem to be bothered at all.
But yeah, the moral of the story? Don't spray yourself in the eye with bugspray!!
