I do not want to come to work tomorrow.
Why, you ask?
Because tomorrow is April Fool's day and the people around here are known for playing mischevious and some downright MEAN jokes. I have managed to avoid working on April 1 since I started here in 2004, but we have a damn staff meeting tomorrow so I CAN'T miss.
But I will say this:
If anyone on this staff plays some kind of joke on me involving any kind of gross little insect?
They will be very sorry.
Because I am the ONLY person who works here who ISN'T scared of rats, mice and snakes. And frankly, I know where I could get some live ones.
Why, you ask?
Because tomorrow is April Fool's day and the people around here are known for playing mischevious and some downright MEAN jokes. I have managed to avoid working on April 1 since I started here in 2004, but we have a damn staff meeting tomorrow so I CAN'T miss.
But I will say this:
If anyone on this staff plays some kind of joke on me involving any kind of gross little insect?
They will be very sorry.
Because I am the ONLY person who works here who ISN'T scared of rats, mice and snakes. And frankly, I know where I could get some live ones.