xtremeroswellia: (Nanowrimo 2008: In It to Win It)
Danica was almost to her tiny apartment when she heard a scuffling behind her. Instinctively, she reached for her gun, tucked away safely in her purse, then turned. Just as she was afraid of, a pack of zombies had followed her home from work.


Zombie attack! )
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My favorite quote so far from season one, episode two--Anywhere But Here.

Davis: I feel like I'm riding around with my grandmother.
Carlos: She's pretty quiet?
Davis: Nah. She's a bitch.
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I was putting stuff away in the refrigerator after dinner, my head stuck inside and I thought my mom asked me to hand her the mortuary salt. At which point I freeze, then turn to look at her with a WTF expression.

Mom: What?

Me: Did you say give you the MORTUARY salt?

Mom: *laughs* Celery salt!

Me: *relieved*

Mom (who has recently returned to histology after 20+ years out of the field): I had to go to the morgue last week.

Me: Fun!

Mom: There wasn't a body, just a bag of legs.

Me: ...

Dad: *stops eating dinner* ...

Mom: I was afraid there would be a body and my coworker said there was one, but it was in the freezer and the only thing out was a bag of amputated legs.

Me: ...I think I'd rather see the body.

Dad: Me. Too.

Mom: Yeah.

Me: This is going in my Livejournal tonight.

Mom: *laughs*


Jun. 22nd, 2007 10:05 am
xtremeroswellia: (Chloe: Whatever)
So I posted my fic "Uncle Sam" to [livejournal.com profile] sv_hetfic. It only got one response, and it was from an anonymous commenter:

Are you serious? That's one of the worst Mary Sues I've ever read! If I were you I wouldn't post such a crap at all!

My response:

Perhaps if you hadn't chosen to be a chickenshit and post anonymously I'd actually care what you had to say about my fic.

* * *

The funny thing is, though they commented anonymously, their ISP address came with their response:

LOL. Oh people. You never fail to amuse.


Sep. 16th, 2006 04:34 pm
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*Choose twelve characters from your fandoms, and then answer the questions under the link. Do not look at the questions beforehand.

Fandom Meme. )

Oh and i'd love to read about other peoples fandoms...so copy and paste the questions under the cut!! :)
xtremeroswellia: (Dean: Smile)

If you love Supernatural, you must go read the above fic. It is SO funny. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes.
xtremeroswellia: (Dean: Sweet Dreams are Made of This)
I'd like to give you a hearty thanks for the $10 off coupon of any purchase at your store. I will do my best to refrain from using it until August 22nd when I come to your place to buy Veronica Mars season two on DVD, but I must say--your back-to-school notebooks that are on sale right now are oh-so-appealing and everyone else has one, why can't I? Why must you tease me? *sigh*

Much love and forgiveness,

Angie <3
xtremeroswellia: (Chlark Oracle: Liar)
So I trekked on over to Springfield with Lea tonight, because she had a Tupperware meeting and didn't want to make the hour+ drive alone. We were going to go to the Olive Garden for dinner, but since neither of us is that familiar with Springfield nor did either of us know where the Olive Garden WAS in Springfield, that was a bust. However, much fun was had, and I'm still very amused.

Angie (That'd be me): See there IS a sixteenth street in Springfield!
Lea: Well, I swear to God it wasn't there last week!


So then we went to Quizno's for dinner for me (YAY! CHICKEN CARBONARA, how I've missed thee!!) and McDonalds for her causae she's weird and doesn't like Quiznos, LOL! So we go through the driveup and she rolls down the window and asks the guy through the speaker: "Should I order a Big Mac or a Quarter Pounder?" And there was a pause and the guy goes, "Uh, are you talking to ME?" At which point Lea and I both crack up, as does one of his co-workers in the background.

So yes, fun was had and now I'm exhausted. Goodnight, Friend's list. Sweet dreams.
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The Lost Dr. Seuss Poem

I love my job, I love the pay
I love it more and more each day
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest!

I love my office and it's location, I hate to have to go on vacation
I love my furniture, drab and grey, and the piles of paper that grow each day!
I think my job is really swell, there's nothing else I love so well
I love to work among my peers, I love their leers and jeers and sneers
I love my computer and it's software, I hug it often though it won't care
I love each program and every file, I'd love them more if they worked awhile

I'm happy to be here. I am. I am.
I'm the happiest slave of the firm, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job, I'll say it again--I even love those friendly men
Those friendly men who've come today, in clean white coats to take me away!
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Title: Love is Blind

Authors: Xtremeroswellian and NYPDBosco

Emails: faithboscorelli1@yahoo.com and mauriceboscorelli@yahoo.com

Disclaimer: We don't own them

Rating: NC-17

Summary: Valentine's Day with the gang from the 55th.

Love is Blind. )
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Title: Love is Blind
Authors: Xtremeroswellian and NYPDBosco

Emails: faithboscorelli1@yahoo.com and mauriceboscorelli@yahoo.com

Disclaimer: We don't own them

Rating: NC-17

Summary: Valentine's Day with the gang from the 55th.

Love is Blind. )
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My boss gave me a huge compliment today, although he meant what he said as an insult and doesn't realize how proud I am of what he said.

I have this red tank top that has the word 'Fragile' printed across it and outlined in silver glitter. It's one of my favorite shirts because A. It's pretty and B. I love irony. I don't consider myself to be a fragile person so it's ironic that I love the shirt as much as I do.

Anyway, my boss looked at the shirt and raised his eyebrows. "Fragile my ass," he said, apparently thinking I'd take offense to his comment. Oh, contrary, Sir. Thanks for the compliment :)


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